Early morning questions

It is now 6:20 AM. So far, these are the questions Nick has asked this morning, while Michael and most of the rest of the USA are sleeping:

• Why when it rains do people sometimes say it's a shower?
• What does the black circle in your eye do?
• Where is my little fireman with the gray shirt?
• Where is my fire thing with the red dots? (So then I had to ask about 10 questions to find out what in the world he was trying to locate. He was looking for a small play computer/radar small radar dish that came with an airplane, but today, he told me, it was used to detect fires.)
• Can radar detect tornados? (Our favorite household topic lately. :) )
• Does radar have to be in the clouds to find the tornadoes?
• How far can radar see? (My answer..."far.")
• And finally, "Mommy, why don't you have a penis?"

So this fine, very humid, potentially fantastic day begins... :)